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MY BAND


[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band [repeated 9xs]

[Verse 2 - Swifty]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Em
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof]
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Like who's D12, how we get started
(What about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
and it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My Band [Repeated 9x]

[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
D12!
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
(Where'd everybody go?)

Bu da türkçesi my band yani benim grubum

I don't know dude...
Bilmiyorum ahbap...

I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
Sanırım herkes kıskançlık yapıyor çünkü ben bir grubun öncü şarkıcısıyım ahbap...

And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
Ve sanırım herkesin benimle lanet bir sorunu var ahbap...

And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Ve benimle şovdan sonra uğraşmaları gerek

Because...
Çünkü...

Nakarat:

[ These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
Bu piliçler benim grubumun adını bile bilmiyorlar...

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Ama hepsi el tutmak ister gibi benim üzerimdeler...

Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
Çünkü ben patladığım zaman biliyorlar ki kral olacağım...

All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Hepsi grubumun öncü şarkıcısı olduğum için... ]

[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Sahneden iniyorum ve mikrofonu bırakıyorum

Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
Ateşli piliçlere yürüyüp şöyle diyorum

"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
"Nasılsınız bayanlar? benim adım slim Shady"

I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
Ben D12'nin öncü şarkıcısıyım bebeğim

They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
Hepsi şöyle oluyor "Aman tanrım bu o"

"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"Becky oh tanrım bu Eminem"

"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Lanet tanrı adına yemin ederim dostum sen bok gibi iyisin"

"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
"Lütfen s.kini yalamama izin verir misin?"

Not right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Şu anda olmaz, geri kalan elemanlar kıskanıyorlar

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
Özellikle tempoyu durdurup da müziksiz söylediğim zaman

All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Tüm piliçler çığlık atıyor, tüm ateşli bebekler

Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
Sütyenlerini, gömleklerini ve külotlarını sahneye fırlatıyorlar

So like every single night they pick a fight with me
Böylece her gece benimle bir kavga çıkartıyorlar

But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Ama kavga ettiğimiz zaman bu bir kardeş rekabeti gibi

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Çünkü ertesi gece yine sahnede benimleler

Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Ahbap, benden ışığı çalmaya çalıştığını düşünüyorum

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Dün Kuniva beni bıçaklamaya çalıştı

Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
Çünkü ona Jessica Alba'nın karım olacağını söyledim

This rock star shit, it's the life for me
Bu rock yıldızlığı b.ku, bana göre olan yaşam

And all the other guys just despise me be
Ve tüm diğer elemanlar beni küçümsüyor

Nakarat

My band... 9x
Benim grubum

[Verse 2 - Swifty]

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Bir zenciyi ters dönmüş halde görmek istiyorsun değil mi?

Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
Hey adamım neden önce biz rap yapmıyoruz

Smash these vocals and do a performance
Bu vokalleri parçalayıp bir performans göstermiyoruz

But we in the van and he in a tour bus
Ama biz bir karavandayız, o ise turne otobüsünde

You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
Benim imzamı istemiyorsun, sen bir yalancısın

And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
Ve hayır ben Swift'im (oh senin Kuniva olduğunu sandım)

What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
Bu soyunma odasının sorunu ne?

Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
Çünkü b.kum ondalıktan daha küçük gözüküyor

See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
Bak rap yapmasını biliyorum, bu basit ama

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
Tek yaptığım bir Russell Simmons kitabı okumak

So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Böylece daha az eksiğim var, meşhur olmaya çalışıyorum

Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
Arkamdan kırbaç yerken step dansı yapıyorum

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Em'e bak, küçük serseri bir b.k olduğunu sanıyor

Yeah I know man by himself takin all the flicks
Evet biliyorum adamım, filmlerde tek başına oynuyor

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
Hey DJ Clue'ya röportajımız var sanıyordum

([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
([Em:] Hayır, benim röportajım var, ikinizin değil)

You gonna be late for soundcheck
Ses kontrolüne geç kalacaksın

Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
Adamım ses kontrolüne falan gitmiyorum

But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
Ama bizim mikrofonlar berbat ve en iyi ses hep onunkinden çıkıyor

You know what man I'ma say somethin
Biliyor musun adamım, bir şey söyleyeceğim

Hey yo Em
Hey Em

([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
([Em:] Bir şey mi söyleyeceksin?!)

Man no
Hayır adamım

I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Onunla konuşacağını sanmıştım, ne oldu?

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
Konuşmak istediğim zaman onunla konuşacağım dostum, kapa çeneni

And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
Ve sen beni desteklemedin bile, bizim ekip olmamız gerek

When I was bout to talk right after you
Hemen senden sonra konuşacaktım

I swear, I swear man
Yemin ederim, yemin ederim dostum

Nakarat

[Verse 4 - Proof]

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Öncü şarkıcılar çok iyidir ama gruplar değil derler

With sold we sold out arenas to amusement parks
Arenalarda ve lunaparklardaki tüm biletler satıldığında

I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
Dünyaya Proof'un ateşli olduğunu göstereceğim

I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Müzik başladığında onun mikrofon kablosunu kesmeliyim

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Aptal bir hayrana bi tane şaplatmaya hazırım

Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
Ne zaman şunu duysam (Hey ahbap grubunuzu seviyorum)

We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
Biz bir grup(bando) değiliz kaltak, enstürman çalmıyoruz

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
Neden o yüzde 90 biz sadece yüzde 10 alıyoruz?

And these guys acting funny every area code
Ve bu adamlar tüm ülkede böyle tuhaf davranıyorlar

([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
([Em:] Proof çantamı taşı)

Bitch carry your own
Kaltak kendin taşı

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
Sahneye çıkamıyorum, güvenlik önümü kesmiş

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
(Sen de kimin nesisin? Obie ve Dre nerde?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Allah kahretsin bu gruptan sıkıldım

Time for me to go solo and make some loot
Biraz solo takılmamın ve para kazanmanın vakti geldi

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Sana dedim, müziği yapıp sözleri yazıyordum

Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Ta ki Kon Artis bana kokain verene kadar

Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Lose Yourself klibinde arkadaydım

Superman video I was in the back
Superman klibinde arkadaydım

Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Basının canı cehenneme, bazı önerilerim var

Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
Marshall'ın s.kter et, bize şöyle sorular sorun

Like who's D12, how we get started
D12 kimdir? nasıl başladık?

(What about Eminem?)
(Peki ya Eminem)

Bitch are you retarded?
Kaltak geri zekalı mısın

Anyway I'm the poverished guy in the group
Herneyse, ben gruptaki zavallı adamım

Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
Şişman mide, o.ospular sevimli olduğumu düşünüyor

50 told me to do situps to get buff
50 form tutmak için mekik çekmemi söyledi

I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
İki buçuk tane yaptım ama sonra kalkamadım

Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
D12'nin canı cehenneme, bu gruptan çıkıyorum

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Gerçek Roxanne'le bir grup kuracağım

[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
Bebek neden benim için tek olduğunu göremiyorsun?

And it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
Ve grubumu bilmiyor olman k.çımı ikiye ayırıyor...

Nakarat - [Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
Bu piliçler benim grubumun adını bile bilmiyorlar...(ha ha)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
Ama hepsi el tutmak ister gibi benim üzerimdeler...(Marshall'ı s.ktir et)

Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
Çünkü ben patladığım zaman biliyorlar ki kral olacağım...

All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
Hepsi grubumun öncü şarkıcısı olduğum için... ]

My Band 9x
Benim grubum

[Outro]

The hottest boy band in the world...
Dünyadaki en ateşli erkek grubu...

D12!

[Eminem as a salsa singer]
[Eminem salsa şarkıcısı olarak]

I'm the lead singer of my band,
Grubumun öncü şarkıcısıyım

I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
Ve tüm kızların külotlarını çıkartmanlarına yol açıyorum

And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Ve grubumun öncü şarkıcısıyım, benim salsam

Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
Tüm sevimli kızların dans etmek istemesine yol açıyor

My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
Benim salsam, bir sonraki single'ımı bekleyin, adı Benim Salsam

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Benim salsam, salsa, salsa, salsa, benim salsam

Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
Tüm sevimli kızların dans etmek istemesine yol açıyor

And take off their underpants
Ve külotlarını çıkartmalarına

My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
Benim salsam tüm sevimli kızların dans etmek istemesine yol açıyor

And take off their underpants, my salsa
Ve külotlarını çıkartmalarına, benim salsam

(Where'd everybody go?)
(Herkes nereye gitti?)

HOW COME


[Chorus: Eminem]
How come we dont even talk no more
And you dont even call no more
We dont barely keep in touch at all
And I dont even feel the same love when we hug no more
And I heard it through the grape vine we even beefin now
After all the years we been down
Aint no way no how, this bullshit can be true
We family and aint a damn thing changed, unless it's you

[Verse 1: Eminem]
So young, so full of life in vibrant side by side wherever you weres ridin I went
So close, almost on some bonnie and clyde shit
When ronnie died you weres right by my side with a sholder to cry on
Tissue to wipe my eyes, and a bucket to catch every tear I cried inside it
You even had the same type of childhood I did
Sometimes I just want to know why is it that you surcame to yours
And mine I survived it, you ran the streets, I 9 to 5'd it
We grew up, grew apart, as time went by us, then I blew up
To both yours and mine surprises
Now I feel the vibe I just cant describe it
As much as your pride tries to hide it
Your cold, you touch its like ice
In your eyes is the look of resenment
I can sense it, and I dont like it

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Kon Artis]

It was my dream at first to be on spittin a verse
On my own album with a deal but shit got burst
So I came out I woulda killed a nigga first
Before I let him disrespect me and check me over some worste
Some bitch that I wasnt with I would hit her then quit
But you would pull a talk with her and tell her she was the shit
I told you dont get involved in it, you was smokin the chron with her
Comin out of the bar with her stumblin half drunk
Like yall was husband and wife or somethin
But me catchin you fuckin other niggers musta hurt you pride or somethin
Cuz you wont fuck at the mouth with people like you wanted with me
When all I tried to do was show your bitch was shifty
And ever since the fans and all the shit that I produced
You actin like I aint you man and lyin like she can't be loose
But I am really you friend, i'm jus trying to tell you the truth
But dont hate the game or the player
Cuz the one that is changing is you

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Proof]

You're only at the top cuz my homie had to stop
Now we actin like I gotta live only for the block
Homies in the hood only she be on the tube
Only gossip on the porch get to speakin on who
Fools I used to rap with all expect magic
Like my finger get to snappin and *poof* it jus happen
But PROOF is jus actin out the party was stoned
Shady made it so my babys aint starvin at home
See the devil in you grin since the ghetto we been friends
Whenever real intelligence thats forever till the end
I be the hatred in your eyes and the satan in your lives
And wastin my times with these snakes in disguise
(how come) when you talk its with bitter is fight
And (how come) it's my fault for what you did with your life
And everytime I go to hear you and play you look away
We barely embrace, you can't even look me in my face

40 OZ

What! What!(all throughout the intro)
Intro: [Kuniva}
Yeah nigga! D12 up in this motherfucker, you know how it gets.
We wilin' in the club. Everybody get crunk. Detroit too nigga. So wile the fuck out!


Chorus:
Pour your 40 out (8x) Bitch!!!


[Bizarre]
We fucked up,
let us in the club.
One of y'all niggas gon' catch a slug,
I'm so drunk i could hurl for a month.
Any nigga poppin shit, go to the trunk.
D12 start shit, nigga come get us,
7 Mile Runyan, wild niggas wit us,
cause all my niggas is talkin' that shit.
Ain't got no problem, with smackin no bitch.
I'll have my wife, cut your throat.
Blunts, gans , that's all we smoke
Wile the fuck out, stab you with a knife.
It's D12 nigga, we ready to fuckin' fight


[Chorus]


[Eminem]
Who tryin' to be the first one to catch this blade in their throat
You know the po-po don't let me hold them toasters no mo'
I just clapped three people, you gon' be number four
If you don't back the fuck up, and get the fuck up off the flo'.
My crew is takin over as soon as we hit the do'
You hit the door then we comin' in and you goin' home.
Security that can't even stop us because they know,
Runyan Avenue soldiers hold it down wherever we go.
Chuggin on our 40's and holdin up .44's.
We come with toasters like we just opened saving's and loans.
And we don't need your brew tonight homie we brought our own.
So grab whatever you sippin on and let's get it on!!!!


[Chorus]


[Kuniva]
We deep as a motherfucker, we 'bout to get it crunk
you just another punk in the club about to get jumped
I settle my vendettas with AK's, berettas
We dont supposed to be in here with our weapons but still they let us.
Switchblade, brass knuckles, nickel plated belt buckle.
Broken beer bottles, when we walk in you can smell trouble.
Elbows flying, bitches crying, niggas bleeding, you retreating.
Run into your car and skatin off free g-ing
We make example out of you haters runnin' your mouth.
You the reason why your peoples is pourin they 40 out.
Dirty Dozen wiling, beat niggas bloody.
And you gon' have to pour out a keg for all your homies.


[Chorus]


[Proof]
I was raised by drunks, so I became a drunk.
80 Proof on this vodka, that's the name I want.
I'm in the club to beef, you gotta murder me then
Only talk to a bitch with burgundy hair.
Or the aisle in the back, bump a seven deuce.
See that top on that 40, you know it's comin' loose.
See me on the Ave. daily, we runnin' this shit.
If your chick get loud, I g-money that bitch.
Packin mags and clips, I'll smash your clique.
Because of Proof they put the "G" in the alphabet.
Smoking weed, drinking henny, remy, in that Jimmy
Don't worry if we run out the corner store got plenty.

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